The Wasteful and Excessive Department

I thought this was a joke when I first read it. Directv today came out with their latest satellite TV package, the Titanium package. It is $7500 per year. No, I didn't stutter, you heard me, $7500 freaking dollars a year for television.

Why would you pay that much? Apparently so that you can have every single possible channel, all of the time, including all the porn you can eat (hope that didn't make you sick). You just know this will be the latest killer item to have on MTV cribs. "Yo, I got ma tiiitaaanium package right herrrr".

Groan...