Monday, October 31, 2005

Hollow Weenie

Okay, following in Ryan's footsteps, I felt like posting some halloween pictures. We have kids and are lame though, so these are from a party from several years ago (2001 I think we determined today). Tough.

The first is the famed picture of Ryan as a fridge (and Dr. Pepper and a drunk viking for good measure):

The next shows several of the females (mostly) who were in attendence (Note: Julie, Ryan says your costumes are played out):
Next, yours truly and the better half:

Next, at a Halloween party, sometimes costumes migrate over time. Occaisionally, you end up with pseudo-lesbian porn (didn't see that coming, did you?)

Lastly, Dr. Pepper is joined by Jeannie, and the drunk viking makes another appearance:

Sunday, October 30, 2005

Blurb Day

Okay, today is going to be a bunch of short and sweet (depending on your taste buds) posts.

First, is a newly announced piece of software. This software can take TiVo shows and automatically format them into the right format and size for the new ipod (the ipod video for those completely clueless, even though that isn't the actual name).

This is something we were just pondering the other day. Will this be the piece that pushes the big, unfriendly organizations (MPAA, RIAA, etc.) to try to crack down on Apple and the ipod? Does the combination of TiVo's brandname suddenly let them realize that people might take "free" shows off the air and start viewing them on their ipod, without paying in triplicate? The horrors!!!

Thursday, October 13, 2005

Thermos full of wild turkey

Okay, I think it's time for a new song tag. For those not familiar, I will list five songs that I am currently listening to or enjoy, and then pick someone else to do the same, and so on.

So, here is my list (title/artist/album) in no particular order:
  1. Black Bob - Kid Rock - Kid Rock
  2. Daddy's Farm - Shooter Jennings - Put the O Back in Country
  3. Do That There (Young Einstein Hoo-HooRemix) - Lyrics Born - Same !@#$ Different Day
  4. Photograph - Nickelback - All the Right Reasons
  5. Wake Up (feat. Jay-Z) - Missy Elliott - This is Not a Test!
Now, I tag Ryan and Shannon to do the same.

Thursday, October 6, 2005

Word Y'all

My Name is Humpty

I discussed the other day with some people a "scam" that I really despise. I was reminded of this scam by a phone call a few weeks ago. Now, before I go any further, let me establish some background.

I hate having products or services pushed upon me. If I am interested in something, I will go find it myself. I don't need someone else to do my thinking and research for me. This is why advertising drives me nuts. Even more so, this is why we have a rule in our house that we never purchase anything over the phone or at the door. I despise most of those people for even attempting to do so. The lone exception is kids selling candy. One, because I like eating candy, and two, because I had to do it as a kid and know that it is difficult.

One last sidenote on this before I return to the main storyline. Quit sending kids door to door with magazine subscriptions. I know some company is making fat cash at their expense by not having to actually give out product, but it really sucks. Why would I buy a high-priced subscription, when I can get one for a fraction of the cost either directly from the magazine, online from somewhere like Amazon, or in the case of things like Maxim, have 10 years or so for free thanks to stupid Internet tricks?

Now, back to the scam. I get a call from Wells Fargo (aka Satan). We financed some furniture when the store had a no interest deal, and it happened to be Wells providing the financing, so of course now they think they are my buddy and can call me up at will. The chick on the phone was pimping a line of credit. First, I never want a line of credit. However, I was lazy this day and didn't feel like hanging up immediately, so I let her go on. She whipped out a very slick telemarketer (aka Asshole) trick where rather than asking if I was interested they simply verify your address. I knew she was doing this, but what the heck.

She then proceeded to tell me that they would send info, and if I was interested I could send it back. Yeah right. Instead of course, the second it came in the mail I was already approved and accepted. Now, on to my biggest gripe. The "line of credit" was simply a credit card. This is the second time I have run into this. We financed our TV a few years ago because there was a similar no-interest deal. That time, I asked if our financing would simply be through a financing company, or would it be a credit card. The jackass posing as a manager at the store said "Oh no, it's not a credit card." Two weeks later I had my new Mitsubishi Triple Diamond card in the mail. Meh.

So, you have seen here at least 4 scams/deceptions that are used by these people. All annoying, and all the more reason these people should be ignored and eliminated as often as possible.

That's all. Go watch My Name is Earl and you'll feel better again.

Wednesday, October 5, 2005

Jesus just left Chicago (and I saw his eyes...)

This is a lame post. Accept it. Love it. My blog was yelling at me because all his blog homies had been updated recently and he hadn't. It's not really my fault, I have had tons of ideas and wanted to post them. However, sick kids and other things lead me to either want to just sleep or watch TV instead.

On to the lame. I've told some people this idea before, but I thought I needed to air it to a (potentially) wider audience. If this doesn't exist already, I want to create it. There should be a place in Vegas that puts odds on when celebrity marriages will fail. I could have made a lot of money by now.

I'm convinced that pretty much any high-profile celebrity marriage will fail, because these people are retarded. I can't guarantee any specific time frame, but I can say correctly 95% of the time that a couple will be no longer at some point. Several recent examples include Kenny Chesney and that bad actress, Nick Lachey and one of the airhead Simpson sisters, and Paris^2.

Lame. All lame. I can't believe how fake of lives these people live. It seems to me that they must have a poor grasp on the line between fiction and reality. They believe they are simply acting in a movie 24/7. It's not just celebrities though. Shannon occasionally now watches this trainwreck on MTV called My Super Sweet 16. It is the worst example of spoiled kids I have seen in a long time, much worse even than Rich Girls.

That's all for now. Enjoy the stench.