Silly Bowling Team Names

A group of us at work are going to be doing our annual Bowling for Kid's Sake event again this year to help out the Big Brothers, Big Sisters program (click here if you actually want to donate to me).

In doing so, we needed to come up with a good team name (there is swag on the line...). So, we came up with the following list:

• I'm with Stupid
• Head Bangers
• Nuns with Guns
• Than we shall bowl in the shade...
• ...and the horse you rode in on
• Overstuffed Windbags
• Smoka Bowl
• Jason types like Shit
• Bowling John Malkovich
• Ebowla
• Off Constantly
• Victorious Secret
• CloscoresEX
• The Muffin Stuffers
• Shocker
• Huge Racks
• Mines in the Gutter
• RTFB
• (10 balls and a split) or (10 balls, 1 split)
• Bowl Movements
• Freshly Waxed
• Snarky Self-deprecating Elitists
• The CN4's
• I Can't Believe It's Not Gutter
• Off in the Gutter
• Muppets and Naked Breasts
• If it weren't for my horse
• Richard Craniums and a Female

In the end, we narrowed it down to the following 2 choices (our team has 5 males and 1 female in case you were wondering):

• Mines in the Gutter
• (10 balls and a split) or (10 balls, 1 split)

Although I still find the 2nd choice particularly awesome, we decided on the first for a good team name. Why am I sharing all of this? Because sometimes you just need a good, stupid post on a Friday. Alternatively, why not?